Any good jokes?

I'm wondering what jokes you guys got!

I have a few...

A man walks into the vet and says that his canary swallowed a gun.
The doctor replies,"Beware of cheep shots!"

How many archaeologists does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
Only a few to take out the old one but then they get so occupied in studying it that they never put in a new bulb!

My son drives like lightning.
You mean he's fast?
No, he strikes trees.

the third sure was SHOCKING! :3
welcome to the forums bobby's friend

That first one was such a bad pun.

A man puts a quarter into a parking meter and yells," WHERE'S MY GUMBALL?"

I pay an extra $20 to listen to my songs in 3-D! How about you?

A man is leaving on a buisness trip to Japan for awhile, the longest one he had ever been on. Sadly, his wife was known to cheat while he was away. So the man decided to stop at a store to buy his wife something to entertain her.
When the man asks the guy at the counter for advice, the guy pulls out a wooden box. Inside is a wooden dildo with strange, mystical marks on it. The guy says "Voodoo dildo door" and suddenly the dildo jumps up and endlessly entertains the door. "Vodoo dildo stop." The dildo flew back into the box.
A few days later, a the man's wife was pulled over by a police officer. He asked, "Have you been drunk driving?"

"No, I have a Voodoo dildo stuck up my v@9!^@ and I'm going to the hospital to have it removed."
"Voodoo dildo, my @$$."

Um WOW Bobby!?!? Nice joke though. Perverted yet funny.
Ya it was a bad pun.

A three legged dog walks into a bar looking for the man who shot his pa.
No pun intended.

It's not perverted, you're just frigid. That joke was lame.

I dream to live in a world... where a chicken can cross the road... and not be questioned about its motives.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?





Cause his d!(|< was stuck in the chicken!

You're all jokes.

Thanks, buddy.