CORRUPT A WISH! [A Game of Corruption]

They realized it was bull and stopped giving a s#!+.
I wish SUDK would stop wishing for crap stuff.

I do, but then everyone else starts (WAIT! Too late)

I wish that I could program.

You can, but then it upgrades and you can't read Japanese.
I wish I could fly.

You can, but you have a bad sense of direction then...

I wish I ran a law firm.

You got out-buisnessed by the Write kind of guy.
I wish I could resist bad puns.

You can, but then the world starts punning as a new fad.

I wish I had cheat codes that work for every game available.

You don't.
I wish I didn't Spamalot.

You don't spamalot, but then a fire burns your house down.

I wish I was bulletproof.

You buy a body wash that makes you, but Doctor Octogonapus steals it.

...no wish?

I forgot.

You forgot, but then everyone remembered and refused to tell you.

I wish I could watch more Reborn.

You do, but then the series is canceled (Stuff of nightmares, manga is better, 'nuff said.)

I wish I killed Bowser and saved the princess then...*wink wink*

You do, but then Mario, Luigi, and Toad drag you into a dark alley and break all of your bones and then stuff you in a trash can.

I WISH IT BE CHRISTMAS!

It is, but Santa reportedly died.

I wish I got out of the trash can, killed the three of them, and then went to ... princess. *wink wink*

You did, but all of your bones were broken so you could hardly move and Bowser had reportedly kidnapped the princess.

I wish Shih-Na would stop wishing about *wink wink*ing the princess.

I do, but then everyone else starts.

I have some of the nurse's (from Harry potter) Skelegrow, then go perma-kill Bowser, then go *wink wink* the princess.

The Skelegrow turns out to be Liquid Death and you die.

I wish I could find better pics of FOLGORE!

You do, but then the quality screws up.

I wish for a Star.

You get a star, but then a supernova occurs because the star was billions of yrs. old.

I wish there were more lyrics to IRON MAN FOLGORE!

You suddenly receive them, but this contrator steals it.

I wish for Shanderaa.

You get Shanderaa, but then the creators of Pokemon get rid of all Shanderaa traces in the game.

You wish for nothing, and end up receiving something.

I wish for Lego Blocks.

You get Lego blocks, but when you recieve them they are all glued together in the shape of FOLGORE!

I wish for something.

... and you get nothing (which isn't something)

I wish for Music~